Tortoise & Blonde

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We sit on your face Yes we do. Because we like to. Because we're comfortable. Because we're sexy, and so are you. Because we look good. Because you look good. Because together we look even better. And together we get the girl, or the guy. Or both. Whatever floats your boat. We're quite serious about sitting on faces. We believe the world would be a better place if people did more of it. So let us sit on your face. and go out and try it for yourself sometime. It doesn't hurt. Unless you're into that, which works just as well. Go ahead. We know you want to... Have a seat. [READ MORE]

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